Thanos issues cease and desist to Trump campaign

The reelection campaign for acting president Donald Trump has received a sternly-worded cease and desist order from Thanos according to The Watcher.

The order comes in response to the President of the United States actually tweeting a video portraying himself as the Mad Titan.

A press release from the firm representing Thanos, Nelson and Murdoch Law Offices, said their client would do whatever it takes to protect his good name from any association with the Trump campaign.

“Our client is an avid conservationist and cannot in good conscience allow himself to be associated with an administration which has so vigorously undermined environmental protections,” said Matthew Murdoch.

At press time, Trump was assembling the Infinity Gauntlet in order to construct a reality where it wouldn’t be gross for him to hook up with his daughter.

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