Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart to play Joker and Harley Quinn


Shockwaves were created today as it was announced that Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart would be joining former Twilight costar Robert Battinson in the newest Batman movie.

The announcement sent the global fanboy community reeling.

According to a spokesman for the International Nerd Culture Enlightenment League, the producers behind DC films only have several reboots left until fans will be too old and in failing health to waste money seeing these films in theaters.

Fans of the Twilight series were upset with the casting choices for their own reasons and issued a collective group statement that Lautner is too much of a hunk not to play Bane.

At press time, Pattinson was brooding.

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