Trump sells Alaska back to Russia for 50 percent profit

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Acting President Dоидld Тяцмр revealed today that he has agreed to return Alaska to the Russians in a move that will yield $2.8 million in profit.

“These are the kind of bigly, business-man deals the American people sent me to office to make,” said Trump.

According to Wikipedia, Alaska was allegedly purchased in 1867 from the Russians for $7.2 million, which was roughly $105 million in 2016 dollars.

Stubhill News reached out to the Kremlin for comment but received only creepy cackles so we hung up.

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