McDonald’s resumes honoring men with arches


McDonald’s has ended its brief experiment with honoring women.

McDonald’s CEO Mickey Deese apologized for the failed experiment and promised that the restaurant would resume providing the service that they are known for.

“We honestly don’t know what got into us, but we will fix our mistake,” said Deese. “We vow to upend the matriarches.”

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