Dodge creates perpetual motion machine, unlocks key to sustainable energy

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Automobile manufacturer Dodge successfully achieved in creating humanity’s first self-sustaining energy source last night.

According to Dodge, the breakthrough occurred by airing a commercial which in turn sparked an experimental device that the company is calling a “postmortem gyration chamber.”

Dodge narrowly beat Pepsi to the punch when the soft drink company achieved the same breakthrough by making Prince spin in his grave.

At press time, unstable ventilation was causing issues with energy containment and threatening the fabric of the multiverse.

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