Disney exec who approved Hocus Pocus reboot missing, black cat found in office


The Disney Channel executive responsible for green lighting the controversial production of a Hocus Pocus reboot has been reported missing.

Disney Channel CEO Zach Binks did not return home from work last night, according to sources close to the investigation.

Binks’ car was still parked in the office garage and a black cat was reportedly found trapped in his office.

Chief Detective Mac Dennison said no foul play is suspected at this time, but the department is still seeking the Hocus Pocus fandom as persons of interest.

At press time, police have advised all virgins to remain indoors.

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