Acting President Donald Trump responded early Friday morning to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s “dotard” insult.
“I know you are, but what am I? #BURNunit #FireNFury,” said Dotard Trump in a tweeted response.
Jong-un quickly responded to the provocation by blowing raspberries for 5 minutes on state television.
Western intelligence agencies were taken aback by the response as it was not known that the North Korean regime had obtained raspberry blowing technology.
According to sources within the White House, Trump has ordered his generals to prepare the nation’s full yo momma joke arsenal for rapid response.
At press time, we’re all going to die.