NASA predicts it will be 2024 before yo mama passes by the sun again


Scientists from NASA’s interplanetary mother monitoring division have announced that the U.S. will not witness your mother passing between earth and the sun until 2024.

“OOOOOOhhhhhh,” added the lead scientists posse following the announcement.

Your mother could not be reached for comment, as she is so big.

At press time, how was that burn, son?

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