Acting president, former comedian, and avid Nazi sympathizer Donald Trump condemned Indiana Jones today for what he described as “unacceptable violence.”
Trump became aware of Indiana Jones and his adventures after seeing a meme of him punching a Nazi on Twitter, at which time he briefly focused the full resources of the CIA to determine “the identity of the violent thug in the photo.”
“The CIA is great,” said Trump “They quickly provided a documentary about Violent J, that’s what I’m calling him ‘Violent J.’ The man is nothing more than a violent, antifa thug.”
Trump added that he has instructed Attorney General Geoff Sessions to apprehend and try Jones for domestic terrorism.
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