Acting President Donald Trump announced that he has begun to cleanse the military of distraction by removing all existing MOABs.
Trump was reportedly disgusted to discover that the military’s most massive non-nuclear bomb was not a born female despite its “Mother of All Bombs” title.
The discover was made by Trump after booking alone time with a MOAB during a recent visit to the Air Force’s Funhouse of ‘Splodies.
“Unbelievable waste. These bombs took $315 million to develop and they don’t even have vaginas,” tweeted Trump. “There was absolutely nothing to grab. Sad!”