Liberal in coma since Oct. 2016 to remain in coma on loving family’s orders


A family has announced that a loved one will remain in a coma despite existence of procedure that touts a 99 percent success rate with no risk of harm to the patient.

Geraldine and Wilson Fisk revealed that they could not in good conscience allow their liberal son, who has been in a coma since Oct. 2016 to regain consciousness.

“Our Bobby is in a safe space now,” said Mrs. Fisk. “There is no question in our hearts that we’re making the right choice as loving parents.”

The only question the family is debating at the moment is how long they will allow the coma to last.

Do they wake him only if the Democrats win in 2020, or do they wake him before so they don’t risk Democrats losing by one vote?

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