Mike Pence refuses to wear unisex t-shirts


Vice President Mike Pence refuses to wear unisex t-shirts according to White House sources.

The revelation came after his three children accidentally presented him with a unisex “world’s best dad” t-shirt for Fathers Day.

According to the source, Pence put the shirt on before realizing it was unisex and then spent the better part of Sunday begging God for forgiveness.

The report falls in line with much that is already known of Pence.

Earlier this year it was revealed that Pence actually refers to his wife as mother and refuses to eat meals with female business colleagues unless there is another man around.

Additionally, American voters learned during the debates that Pence finds mayonnaise to be too spicy and has only had sex three times, each of which “yielded one normal human child.”

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