ISIS has continued to claim responsibility for stuff they didn’t do by claiming credit for the recent controversy surrounding the chronically unfunny Kathy Griffin.
Earlier this week ISIS seized decades of unclaimed responsibility for U.S. police brutality.
A shocked CNN quickly went into damage control by revoking ISIS’ spot as a host of the station’s annual New Years Eve broadcast.
Griffin has struggled publicly for years with her debilitating lack of humor.
Griffin’s career, which originally began as a wish from the Make-A-Wish Foundation, has been propelled along by a public dedicated to providing her a fulfilling life until she passes.
At press time, anti-politically correct conservatives were feigning outrage.