White House Chief Strategist and Stephen KKK Bannon has reportedly been removed from the Ittybittytitty Committee.
The news comes on the heels of yesterday’s announcement that Bannon would be removed from his post on the less-influential National Security Counsel.
President Donald Trump reportedly made the decision after discovering Bannon had lied about his cup size on his résumé.
The revelation occurred when the president, who had lost his contact lenses, accidentally groped Bannon.
According to sources, Trump feels deeply betrayed and has chosen to fill the position with his son Eric Trump, an all-natural A cup.