100,000 dead after women’s strike leaves hospitals understaffed


In a potential setback for women’s rights, hundreds of thousands are feared dead after a national women’s strike left hospitals critically understaffed.

The strike left medical facilities struggling to cope with an increased workload as 65 percent of healthcare workers refused to show up to work.

Luckily, most patients final words were in solidarity with the movement, thus ensuring them a noble death.

The fact that more than half of healthcare workers are female only confirms everyone’s suspicion that women have a monopoly on life, namely the nurturing and sustaining of it.

And don’t even get me started on the advantage women have in overall life expectancy. Oh, brother.

In related news, the gender pay gap widened as every female lost their job for participating in the strike.

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