Trump to ban import of Chinese checkers

China Trump Social Site

President-elect Donald Trump took to the nation’s Twitter today to condemn China for a lopsided trade policy.

According to Trump the game is too confusing and has too many pieces for “American checkers” to compete fairly.

Trump announced that his administration would bring an immediate halt to all imports of Chinese checkers.

“Chinese checkers doesn’t make any sense, OKAY,” tweeted Trump. “We don’t win at checkers anymore.  Donald J. Trump is calling for a complete ban on Chinese checkers until we can figure out what the Hell is going on.”

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