A turkey which President Obama pardoned in 2009 was arrested early this morning in relation to a double murder. Critics of the president say it was only a matter of time before his softness on crime resulted in tragedy. President-elect Donald Trump was quick to tweet that his administration would institute “an immediate shutdown on turkey pardons until we can figure out what the Hell is going on.”

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