Former presumptive Republican presidential nominee and comedian Donald Trump made an explosive allegation against President Barack Obama during a campaign rally today.
“I don’t understand why people are mad at me for ejecting a baby from my campaign event yesterday,” said Trump. “I didn’t make that baby cry. I didn’t make anyone cry, let alone a measly baby. You know what made a lot of people cry? And what Obama is responsible for? 9/11. Believe me.”
Trump proceeded to bring out Alex Jones, his top foreign policy expert.
Jones explained that Obama’s weakness in dealing with terrorism abroad aided the self-styled Islamic State procuring time travel technology in order to travel back in time to actually commit the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
“Obama just did this to make me look like a fool,” shouted Jones. “I’ve been telling everyone for years that 9/11 was an inside job, but now it actually was terrorists. Wake up, sheeple!”