GENEVA—The world was shocked today to learn that Bill Cosby was selected as a candidate for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize.
Activists took to the streets across the globe to bring light to the fact that his jokes aren’t even that funny.
A representative from Netflix assured fans that the nomination would not interfere with production of “The Cosby Show” revival the streaming service has been working on.
“You see,” he said while spitting some waffles onto the table, “I really think this is a turning point in my life. That I can be able to undergo all this hardship to come out a Nobel Prize nominee should be an inspiration to young black men everywhere. Ya see? Theeeo!”
At press time, your racist relatives were sharing that quote.
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