Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen called upon to investigate Benghazi attack

WASHINGTON D.C.—The select House committee investigating the Benghazi attack has called upon Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as independent experts.

“This issue has Clinton in a bind, and it’s getting highly political,” said an anonymous source. “We really wanted to get to the truth, but everyone has already drawn their own conclusions. The decision was made to hire the best private investigators in the industry to independently investigate and report to the committee.”

“Mary-Kate and Ashley are extremely excited to have their expertise called upon,” said a representative for the Olsens. “They are packing their bags for Benghazi to investigate the scene of the crime. They intend to have it done by dinner time.”

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