Officials from Donald Trump’s presidential campaign announced the firing of a staff member for posting racially charged messages on various social media platforms.
“We are saddened to have to part ways with Mr. Trump,” the head of Trump’s campaign told Stubhill News. “We can’t have anyone on our staff saying these kinds of inappropriate things if we want a real chance at the GOP nomination.”
Never being one to shy away from controversy, Trump immediately issued a public statement.
“Mr. Trump is an ugly, moron loser, and he can’t be saying the kinds of things he says about immigrants,” said Trump. “Keeping me on the staff would only harm my candidacy, so I had to tell myself ‘I’m Fired!.”