Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer vetoed the controversial anti-gay bill that would allow business owners to deny service to homosexuals.
“This abhorrent, monstrosity of a bill doesn’t even come close to solving our state’s rampant homosexual epidemic,” said Brewer.
For the last several years Arizona has consistently topped the list of the least safe states for heterosexuals to live.
“I am vetoing this bill because it is too weak,” said Brewer. “Do not speak to me until you’ve crafted a law that mandates businesses to refuse service to thems gays!”
The crowd cheered as she climbed into a pickup truck driven by Joe Arpaio and sped off while shooting a shotgun into the air.