Sources close to the Woody Allen say the film director is desperate for some kind of disaster after Dylan Farrow, his adopted daughter, accused him of molesting her as a child.

The allegations were published on the New York Times’ website Saturday afternoon.

Sources said that Woody Allen could be found in the corner rocking back and forth while neurotically mumbling.

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The source said that according to Allen any disaster ranging from natural to terrorism is “more than wercome.”

Allen was contacted by Stubhill for a response, to which he said “I’m nauseous, I’m nauseous.”