Biden on track to become first white, male U.S. president in over a decade

Biden is on track for a historic election victory. His election would be a step of progress for white males, as he would be the first white male to take office in over a decade. Biden would also be the first 77-year-old to take office.

Stubhill News originally reported that Kanye West was projected to sweep all 50 states. We would apologize for the error, but if the last four years have taught us anything, it’s that apologies are for fucking losers.

For whatever it’s worth, we stand completely by the accuracy of this new story.

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