Poop Emoji lands role it born to play in new Trump biopic

In another victory for representation, the Poop Emoji has landed the role of portraying President Donald Trump in an upcoming biopic based on the festering turd sack.

The news has received a lukewarm reception among Social Justice Warriors, who insist that although the casting is a step in a right direction, a more race-appropriate actor would have been preferable.

“Trump is the type of excrement you get after years of consuming nothing but candy corn and hate,” said Lieutenant Colonel Barry Manilow of the 3rd SJW Infantry Regiment. “Sure, it would have taken longer to cast, but these types of opportunities for POS are hard to come by.”

At press time, alt-right twitter was in an upheaval over orange face.

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