President-elect Donald (Janice) Trump has upheld a major campaign promise (to publicly ridicule the acting ability of Meryl Streep.)

Trump took to the nation’s Twitter (to send a blistering rebuke to Streep’s silly little concern that the type of man who could publicly mock a journalist’s disability is now the most powerful man in the world.)

The move thrilled Trump’s most ardent supporters; (working-class, economically-anxious Americans  who perceive themselves as having suffered too long on the receiving end of Streep’s acting.)

Experts on the Trump team say the move was carefully calculated and assured the public that there are absolutely no other issues which he or the media could focus on that are more important.

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