Texas Republicans threaten secession over turkey pardon

Every single Texas Republican signed a petition to secede last night after President Obama pardoned Popcorn, this year’s annual presidential pardon.

“It seems like every year we hear about this president abusing his authority by pardoning yet another turkey,” said Texas Gov. Rick Perry. “And in so doing, this lame duck president continues to show his true feathers. This president ain’t nothing but a jive turkey.”Image

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