Chemicals found in Halloween candy are potentially poisonous

A scary Center for Disease Control study has unveiled spooky information about chemicals found in common Halloween candy.

New study confirms nation’s bias

A new study released today by some scientifical university types completely confirmed everything the nation thought about an issue. The nation learned of the study through a blog post which summarized the 37 page article, while adding an authoritative weight to the study which, if the nation had actually read the article, was obviously not…