Trump to build wall to prevent emigration to Mexico
In an interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo, Republican presidential candidate and billionaire comedian Donald Trump elaborated on his plans to build a wall at the Mexico-United States border.
FOX announces competitive events for GOP debate
FOX News announced several competitions that would take place tonight during the first Republican presidential “debate.” According to the press release, the events were “carefully designed and selected to test the full range of the candidates’ abilities.” The events measure classic “debate” metrics such as the “argument decibel measurement” portion which measures the peak loudness…
Trump campaign fires high-level employee after controversial statements
Officials from Donald Trump’s presidential campaign announced the firing of a staff member for posting racially charged messages on various social media platforms. “We are saddened to have to part ways with Mr. Trump,” the head of Trump’s campaign told Stubhill News. “We can’t have anyone on our staff saying these kinds of inappropriate things…
Republican candidates defend young sex workers from regulation
At a conference held by American Americans for a More American America, Republican presidential hopefuls discussed many topics, and didn’t shy away from discussing former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s recent troubles with the law. “Do we really need Barack Obama, and his liberal bureaucrats deciding at what age our girls are selling their vaginas at?”…
Ben Carson suspends campaign after press conference fart
Republican Dr. Ben Carson abruptly suspended his presidential campaign Wednesday following an unplanned fart during a televised press conference.
The press conference, intended to focus on health care, had barely begun before the incident occurred.
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