Scandal: Sanders campaign aides caught in an act of capitalism
Three aides for the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign were caught in an act of domestic capitalism at a local 7-Eleven earlier today.
Donald Trump challenges Miss Alabama to a wrestling match
Donald Trump has challenged Miss Alabama to a wrestling match after she said that Republicans should be “absolutely terrified” of his high polling among likely Republican voters.
FOX announces competitive events for GOP debate
FOX News announced several competitions that would take place tonight during the first Republican presidential “debate.” According to the press release, the events were “carefully designed and selected to test the full range of the candidates’ abilities.” The events measure classic “debate” metrics such as the “argument decibel measurement” portion which measures the peak loudness…
Trump campaign fires high-level employee after controversial statements
Officials from Donald Trump’s presidential campaign announced the firing of a staff member for posting racially charged messages on various social media platforms. “We are saddened to have to part ways with Mr. Trump,” the head of Trump’s campaign told Stubhill News. “We can’t have anyone on our staff saying these kinds of inappropriate things…
Republican candidates defend young sex workers from regulation
At a conference held by American Americans for a More American America, Republican presidential hopefuls discussed many topics, and didn’t shy away from discussing former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s recent troubles with the law. “Do we really need Barack Obama, and his liberal bureaucrats deciding at what age our girls are selling their vaginas at?”…
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