North Korea obtains Nerf Nuke technology

Global community panics as Kim Jong Un flaunts new weapon.

Potential setback: Bernie Sanders passes away

Can a couple of wily campaign aides keep Sanders’ campaign alive?

Clinton unveils new slogan: “Just Say ‘Meh”

Hillary Clinton aims to woo young voters with new slogan.

Karl Marx endorses Bernie Sanders for president

The specter of communism has given its hotly anticipated endorsement.

Majority of books sold are burned

Researchers have discovered the grim fate of paper-printed books.