Scientists conclude mass death of 60,000 + antelopes due to karma
After extensive research, scientists have attributed the mass death of thousands of saiga antelopes to “getting what they had coming.”
Obama renames recently renamed mountain after himself
President Obama responded to criticisms for his recent renaming of Mount McKinley to its original, native name of “Denali” by changing the name to Mount Barack Hussein Obama
World leaders urge the U.S. to build wall around itself
In response to the United States 2016 presidential candidates, the United Nations held an emergency meeting to pressure the United States into building a giant wall around the perimeter of the entire country.
Gay activists disappointed to find marriage already destroyed by heterosexuals
In the wake of what was expected to be the beginning of the end of a long journey for gay activists, the goal of the movement appears to have already been accomplished . . . by their opposition.
Foo Fighter’s Dave Grohl replaces broken leg with guitar
Friday night at the Sprint Center, before an almost sold-out crowd of more than 15,000, Foo Fighter’s lead singer Dave Grohl revealed he had undergone surgery to replace his broken leg with his favorite guitar.
Stubhill News 