In a bold and unexpected move, Activision has announced its latest addition to the wildly popular “Call of Duty” franchise: “Call of Duty: Photo Ops.” This new title takes a creative detour from the usual formula of heart-pounding gunfights and geopolitical intrigue, diving instead into the treacherous world of political theater, guerrilla marketing, and campaign chaos.

The star of this new game is none other than former President Donald Trump, who will guide players through a riveting series of photo ops, each more dramatic and more strategically complex than the last. The game has already raised eyebrows with its controversial debut level, set at the Arlington National Cemetery, where Trump is reportedly embroiled in a heated altercation with a group of bewildered war veterans while staging a solemn, yet dramatically lit, photo op.

A New Kind of Warfare: The Battle for the Perfect Shot

The game’s Arlington National Cemetery level introduces the innovative “Campaign Conflict System,” where players must navigate a series of unpredictable obstacles, such as misplaced wreaths, gloomy weather, and, of course, the pesky real-life demands of respecting sacred ground. Each decision affects the public’s perception of the character and impacts future levels, like “Hurricane Maria Paper Towel Toss” and “Bible Thumping at St. John’s.”

“Call of Duty: Photo Ops” is not your typical shooter. Instead of the usual arsenal of guns, grenades, and gadgets, players are equipped with a state-of-the-art digital camera, a team of PR strategists, and an ever-growing stack of unsigned executive orders. The aim? To capture the most compelling, TV-ready imagery possible without upsetting the delicate sensibilities of onlookers—especially those who can vote.

Tactical Challenges: Can You Survive the Press Corps?

In “Photo Ops,” not only do you have to secure the best possible lighting for a “heroic” shot, but you also have to fend off a slew of unwelcome intruders: the Press Corps. Armed with cameras, microphones, and an irritating commitment to asking questions, these enemy combatants can ruin a perfectly good backdrop with a single inquiry about “decorum” or “morality.”

Players must master the fine art of the “Deflection Mini-Game,” using a combination of vague statements, unsolicited campaign promises, and occasionally, some light physical maneuvering, to steer the narrative away from any tricky subject matter. A well-timed “What a beautiful cemetery, almost as nice as Mar-a-Lago!” can boost player morale and media coverage, while a failed deflection may lead to a dreaded “Media Maelstrom.”

The Multiplayer Experience: Assemble Your PR Team

The multiplayer mode is where “Photo Ops” truly shines. Instead of typical deathmatches or capture-the-flag scenarios, players can form their own campaign teams, each member specializing in different roles like “Social Media Spin Doctor,” “Crowd Plant Coordinator,” or “Flag Hugging Technician.” Teamwork is essential to coordinate successful photo ops while dealing with rogue hecklers or, heaven forbid, someone asking about actual policy.

The tension is palpable as your team scrambles to gather just the right mix of patriotic backdrops, diverse crowds, and veterans who look particularly photogenic next to a Confederate statue. A slip-up—like mistaking a tombstone for a podium or stepping on sacred grounds in heel lifts—can lead to catastrophic damage to your player’s approval ratings.

Unlockable DLC: “The Great Presidential Hike” and “Helicopter Hair Apocalypse”

For those who achieve the highest honors in basic training, “Call of Duty: Photo Ops” offers downloadable content packs that push the boundaries of campaign absurdity. “The Great Presidential Hike” lets players take on the Appalachian Trail with Trump himself, sidestepping actual questions about hiking experience or military strategy. Meanwhile, “Helicopter Hair Apocalypse” puts players in the midst of a wind tunnel simulation, where they must protect Trump’s legendary coiffure at all costs, armed only with hairspray and an increasingly exasperated stylist.

Critics Divided: Is It Game of the Year Material or Just Fake News?

Critics are already fiercely divided. Some see “Call of Duty: Photo Ops” as a brilliant satire of modern politics, a scathing commentary on the performative nature of leadership in the age of Instagram. Others view it as a shameless cash grab that exploits a fragile political landscape. Either way, it seems the game has struck a nerve—much like Trump himself.

“Finally, a game that understands the real battlefield is perception,” writes one glowing review from Political Gamer Monthly. Meanwhile, The New York Times critic opines, “This is what happens when you give a game studio a red tie and a one-way ticket to Crazytown.”

Call of Duty: Photo Ops will be released this fall, just in time for the election season. Pre-orders are available now, with exclusive bonuses like “Covfefe Camo” skins and the “Very Stable Genius” title badge.