Cackling Warren endorses COVID-19

Warren reveals master plan.
Photo by Gage Skidmore

Elizabeth Warren unveiled her master plan to obtain the presidency by endorsing the surging candidacy of COVID-19 and securing a vice presidential spot on the ticket.

According to Stubhill’s resident political strategists and pathogen expert Barry Manilow, the couple seem less odd the more you think about how deadly they can be for elderly men.

At press time, we were all screwed.

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