President Donald J. Trump announced confusion over why he has faced so much more outrage by merely caging children rather than bombing them and their families via drone strike.
“With the drones we’ve killed many thousands of civilians, with at least 1,300 of them being children,” said Trump. “This is, quite frankly, very unfair to me. The America public is a very conflicted group.”
At press time, the American public was still completely justified by their outrage at the detainment of immigrant children, but could also show a bit more concern about the other group of innocent children mentioned in this article.