Beauty in the eye of the beholder, according to FUGLY scientists
Scientists from Florida University’s Group for Learning, Y’all have determined the nature of beauty.
Study suggests if we just ignore her, then she might go away
Thinktank suggests strategy for dealing with Hillary Clinton.
100 percent of students do not remember 9/11
New study finds students claim no memory of 9/11 terrorist attacks.
National Hurricane Center advises residents to twerk
The National Hurricane center advises all residents to twerk dat thang.
Florida demands proof of gender before allowing Irma to make landfall
Florida makes last ditch effort to avoid disaster.
Obama asks Trump to donate $50 million to Houston relief efforts
Trump once offered Obama $50 million, now he is cashing in.
Trump to put Rosa Parks on back of $20 bill as “compromise”
Rosa Parks to be placed on back of $20 bill.
