Justice Dept. to crack down on pumpkin spice
Justice Dept. puts pumpkin spice in its crosshairs.
West Virginia accidentally outlaws sexual acts with miners
A legislative typo is causing miners to lose jobs.
Beauty in the eye of the beholder, according to FUGLY scientists
Scientists from Florida University’s Group for Learning, Y’all have determined the nature of beauty.
Study suggests if we just ignore her, then she might go away
Thinktank suggests strategy for dealing with Hillary Clinton.
100 percent of students do not remember 9/11
New study finds students claim no memory of 9/11 terrorist attacks.
