Trump threatens to nuke Guam
Trump to beat North Korea to the punch.
Democrats struggle to pretend to care about civilian casualties again
Democratic leadership struggles to care.
Lady Liberty’s torch to be replaced with middle finger
Statue of Liberty to be modernized.
Scaramucci lands server job at Dick’s Last Resort
Restaurant famous for rude staff hires the Mooch.
Baker announces plan to privatize MBTA passengers
Charlie Baker to bring efficiency of private business to MBTA.
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