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Anti-politically correct fraternity brothers have created safe space robes to shield themselves from criticism of their unpopular opinions.

Citing rampant intolerance for their unpopular views, several college students from Prestigious University have begun wearing the special robes so they can voice their opinions without the fear of facing the tyranny of hearing others’ opinions.

Jeff Davis, one of the fraternity brothers leading the charge for Kappa Kappa Kappa, said the robes have so far been a success.

“The robes work even better than expected,” said Davis. “These hypersensitive libturds for some reason don’t even want to be near us when we are in our safety robes.”

At press time, someone somewhere was conflating criticism with censorship.

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