The specter of communism has given its hotly anticipated endorsement.
The Pope has endorsed Bernie Sanders, a Jewish Democrat, as the “most Christian” candidate.
Three aides for the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign were caught in an act of domestic capitalism at a local 7-Eleven earlier today.
In a final push to derail the Affordable Care Act, House Republicans simultaneously revealed puppies that each had smuggled into the house. After several minutes of ominous silence and menacing stares from Republican representatives, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) confirmed that the puppies were a final attempt to force the Democrat’s into conceding defeat and averting a…