Karl Marx endorses Bernie Sanders for president
The specter of communism has given its hotly anticipated endorsement.
Pope calls Sanders “most Christian” candidate
The Pope has endorsed Bernie Sanders, a Jewish Democrat, as the “most Christian” candidate.
Scandal: Sanders campaign aides caught in an act of capitalism
Three aides for the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign were caught in an act of domestic capitalism at a local 7-Eleven earlier today.
House Republicans threaten to murder 232 puppies if Obamacare is not unfunded by midnight
In a final push to derail the Affordable Care Act, House Republicans simultaneously revealed puppies that each had smuggled into the house. After several minutes of ominous silence and menacing stares from Republican representatives, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) confirmed that the puppies were a final attempt to force the Democrat’s into conceding defeat and averting a…
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