NFL announces plans for safe-spaces
NFL to provide a more patriotically correct atmosphere.
NFL announces consolation Super Bowl parades for 31 other teams
“I know that everybody tried their best and played real hard,” Goodell announced. “In our own little ways we are all champions!”
EPSN Reporter: Tom Brady admitted guilt
An anonymous source allegedly told NFL commissioner Roger Goodell that Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady admitted to deflating footballs during the AFC Championship Game.
Objective sports fan looks forward to his team winning Super Bowl yet again
Local sports fan Nathaniel Fairweather said he looks forward to watching his favorite team win the Super Bowl for the eighteenth consecutive year.
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