NFL to provide a more patriotically correct atmosphere.
“I know that everybody tried their best and played real hard,” Goodell announced. “In our own little ways we are all champions!”
An anonymous source allegedly told NFL commissioner Roger Goodell that Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady admitted to deflating footballs during the AFC Championship Game.
Local sports fan Nathaniel Fairweather said he looks forward to watching his favorite team win the Super Bowl for the eighteenth consecutive year.