Sanders relieved to not have to disappoint supporters
Bernie Sanders suspends campaign with an audible sigh of relief.
Ashton Kutcher reveals Trump campaign just a prank
Netflix renews Punk’d for new season, makes U.S. electorate first victim.
China #1 in secret executions, Trump vows to take lead
According to Amnesty International, China leads the world in secret executions. According to Donald Trump, the U.S. could still win, but only if he is elected.
Microsoft’s racist AI briefly returns to endorse Trump
Microsoft’s corrupted AI “Tay” returned to Twitter this morning to endorse Trump.
“Final Five” presidential candidates actually Cylons
A political shocker, which in hindsight we should have seen coming.
Donald Trump vows to bomb Belgium
Trump says his foreign policy will “make Belgium great again.”
SHOCKING: Trump spills beans on Ted Cruz’s wife
Has Donald Trump finally gone too far?
