Donald Trump selects Bill Clinton as running mate
Trump creates political shock waves with vice presidential running mate.
Trump attempts to connect with black voters
Critics condemn Donald Trump for blackface, Trump claims it’s just a suntan.
Sanders relieved to not have to disappoint supporters
Bernie Sanders suspends campaign with an audible sigh of relief.
Ashton Kutcher reveals Trump campaign just a prank
Netflix renews Punk’d for new season, makes U.S. electorate first victim.
China #1 in secret executions, Trump vows to take lead
According to Amnesty International, China leads the world in secret executions. According to Donald Trump, the U.S. could still win, but only if he is elected.
