GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—In a shocking discovery, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider discovered that the entire known universe is actually an M. Night Shyamalan film. “We’ve long suspected that our existence was an illusory construct or simulation ran by a superior intelligence,” said Nobel Prize-winning physicist Johan van Hammerstein. “The plot twist is that we didn’t know we were…
HBO, the premium cable network behind hit shows like Game of Thrones, True Detective and Girls, has secured the rights to the long-running children’s show Sesame Street. Sesame Street has followed the lives of several muppets since it began being broadcast by PBS in 1969. “We are incredibly proud of our role in securing the future…
This week billionaire and Republican presidential front runner Donald Trump released his self-funded biography “I’m Incredibly Rich.” The title quickly soared to the top of the New York Times Best Seller list largely due to Trump’s mass purchasing of the book for inclusion in campaign mailings and aerial bombardment. The book, the first in a quadrilogy,…
COLORADO—The EPA water leak has lead to more problems than just contaminated water, as the media has yet to come up with a creative “gate” name to attach to the scandal. “Usually we just add the ‘gate’ suffix and it really emphasizes how big this scandal is due to its reference to the infamous Watergate…
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