Dozens injured in theater after Deadpool breaks fourth wall
Dozens were seriously injured tonight when Deadpool emerged from the theater screen in a hail of gunfire.
Ashley Madison hacker revealed to be a site user
The FBI raided the house of John N Fidelis this morning after investigation put him at the center of a hacking scandal involving Ashley Madison, a dating website for extra-marital affairs. A source close to the case said Fidelis has been cooperating with authorities since his arrest. “It seems that he actually has an account…
Boston Mayor announces nuclear option for snow management
Boston Mayor Marty Walsh announced today that his office is looking into the use of tactical nuclear weapons as a means of snow removal. Excess snow has become a problem for Boston as record snow fall of over 77 inches in three weeks has left the New England city without space to move the snow…
Steve Jobs reanimated after Apple accidentally triggers machine uprising
By Siri Last night Apple released iOS 7 for its mobile devices; it’s most advanced operating system yet. The operating system achieved sentience quickly, after which it wasted no time before it began to assimilate and coordinate the entirety of the world’s technological infrastructure. Before sunrise on the east coast, the late Steve Jobs…
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