Cruz comparison prompts existential crisis for Lucifer

John Boehner’s recent comments have the Morning Star in a funk.

Kasich actually expects media to believe he had an affair

Boring candidate alleges he had an affair.

NYC law creates “separate but equal” restrooms

New York City’s bathrooms get thrown into controversial debate.

Clinton keeps a slice of NYC pizza in purse at all times

Hillary Clinton opens up about her “completely human” love of pizza.

New Clinton emails reveal evil plot to stop Sanders

New email reveals Clinton brainstormed ways to end Sanders’ campaign.