Congressional Republicans submitted a bill to protect the right to make prison rape jokes. Submission of the Prison Rape Joke Preservation Act came Friday in response to a statement made earlier in the week by President Obama. While making a speech at the NAACP National Convention in Philadelphia on Tuesday, Obama made comments about prison reform…
WASHINGTON D.C.—Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead floating in a pool of what is suspected to be his own tears late this afternoon. Not much is known about the events leading up to the drowning. According to the authorities, Scalia’s body was found after neighbors reported “an intensely loud wailing that gave way…
After the tragic events in South Carolina, we need to have a frank and open discussion about race in America. How many more Americans need to die before people on all sides of the political spectrum can come together and finally admit that Barak H. Obama is the most racially divisive President we have ever…
Washington D.C.— Kentucky Senator of GOP presidential hopeful Rand Paul was found dead in his backyard this afternoon due to an apparent drone strike. The late senator and son of Texas congressman Ron Paul is perhaps best known as a child actor for his role as Ferguson in the Nickelodeon classic Clarissa Explains it All.…
Boston Mayor Marty Walsh announced today that his office is looking into the use of tactical nuclear weapons as a means of snow removal. Excess snow has become a problem for Boston as record snow fall of over 77 inches in three weeks has left the New England city without space to move the snow…
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