Starbucks’ red “holiday” cups upset fundamentalist Star Wars fans
Star Wars fans took to social media Monday to denounce Starbucks’ new “holiday” cups as “disrespectful.”
Mississippi IHOP sinkhole fulfills biblical prophecy, dark lord imminent
A sinkhole opened up and swallowed 15 vehicles outside of a Mississippi IHOP yesterday.
World Health Organization: pleasure causes cancer
A day after announcing that bacon and other processed meats cause cancer, the World Health Organization declared all things pleasurable are carcinogenic.
Kellogg’s responds to Wheaties beer with Fruit Loops Four Loko
Kellogg’s is poised to release a Fruit Loops-flavored Four Loko in response to General Mills’ release of “Hefewheaties,” a Hefeweizen styled beer marked with the Wheaties brand.
