Breaking News: Girl Scouts to stop selling cookies
The CEO of the Girl Scouts of the USA made a surprising announcement that could affect millions of Americans.
Dunkin Donuts responds to Starbucks’ cup controversy with sweet baby Jesus
Dunkin Donuts has placed a graphic depiction of the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ on its holiday cups.
Starbucks’ red “holiday” cups upset fundamentalist Star Wars fans
Star Wars fans took to social media Monday to denounce Starbucks’ new “holiday” cups as “disrespectful.”
Mississippi IHOP sinkhole fulfills biblical prophecy, dark lord imminent
A sinkhole opened up and swallowed 15 vehicles outside of a Mississippi IHOP yesterday.
World Health Organization: pleasure causes cancer
A day after announcing that bacon and other processed meats cause cancer, the World Health Organization declared all things pleasurable are carcinogenic.
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