Ocasio-Cortez supports border wall in exchange for three slices of avocado toast
Progressive firebrand succumbs to DC temptation.
Ex-Starbucks CEO considering handing election to Trump and spending rest of life as a pariah
Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz launches exploratory committee into putting final nail in U.S. coffin.
Tolerant liberal provides thoughtful remarks on the punchability of teen’s face
Person who thinks everyone should be measured by their character oddly finds some faces punchable.
Ginsberg stops terror attack at Nakatomi Tower
RBG single-handedly foils terrorist attack.
Right-wing bomb maker saddened to see efforts written off as liberal hoax
“This is what I get for trying to do something nice,” laments the bumble bomber.
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