President Obama evaded questions about his recent statements about domestic spying by relating it to the unaired final episodes of Breaking Bad. It was recently revealed by Stubhill News that the president used the NSA to view the end of the critically acclaimed series. “Let me be clear” said Obama, “it’s kind of like, and I know…
Stubhill News has received confirmation from trusted sources that Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and his wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, have successfully replicated.
Washington, D.C.— Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve, announced the launch of “Key to Acceptance,” or “K2A,” an organization with the goal he described as “encouraging young Keynesians and combating quantitative teasing.” Bernanke has been harshly critiqued, especially among libertarians. “The last seven years have been a special Hell for me,” said Bernanke. “A Hell…
Washington, D.C. – While the rest of the nation waits in sheer agony for the conclusion to the hit television series Breaking Bad, President Obama used the powers of NSA to obtain copies of the final episodes from Vince Gilligan’s personal computer. President Obama watched the entire series beginning with Season 1 on Friday after…
At a press conference earlier today George Zimmerman announced he was seeking admission to study law at North Carolina Central University, a historically black college with approximately 10 percent white enrollment. It was recently reported that Zimmerman wants to study law so he can help other reckless vigilantes like himself. “Surely this will prove once…
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