Angry Trump to voters: “You haven’t even seen my final form”
Fresh off of an election upset, a furious Donald Trump threatened to reveal his final form.
Trump’s poll numbers up on news that he shot somebody
Donald Trump shot somebody this morning after theorizing that he could do so without losing loyal supporters.
5th Avenue on lockdown after Trump shooting comments
Donald Trump’s comments that he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue without losing votes led to a security lockdown.
Trump assures voters he doesn’t support New York Muslims
Trump is in damage control after accidentally praising Muslims while defending “New York values” against Ted Cruz’s insults.
Trump buys all possible numbers for $900 million Powerball jackpot
Donald Trump announced that he has purchased $584 million dollars worth of lottery tickets.
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