Ginsberg stops terror attack at Nakatomi Tower
RBG single-handedly foils terrorist attack.
Justice Thomas asks first question from bench in over a decade
After a decade of not asking questions from the bench, Justice Thomas broke his silence to ask where Justice Scalia is.
Justice Atonin Scalia found dead in a pool of tears
WASHINGTON D.C.—Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead floating in a pool of what is suspected to be his own tears late this afternoon. Not much is known about the events leading up to the drowning. According to the authorities, Scalia’s body was found after neighbors reported “an intensely loud wailing that gave way…
Ala. Chief Justice Roy Moore begs Supreme Court to let him at least ban interracial gay marriage
Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore begs U.S. Supreme Court to allow modest discrimination.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas rules Democrats more racist than Republicans
In a landmark ruling today, Clarence Thomas decreed to the white, southern-conservative masses that they are better humans than northern liberals. Thomas, who grew up in Savannah, GA., set the record straight about what groups of people were to be harshly and collectively judged based off of his personal negative experiences. “The worst things that…
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